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Archive for outubro 5th, 2009

The difference between Conservatives and Liberals

If conservatives don t like guns, they don t buy one. If a liberal doesn t like guns, then no one should have one.

If conservatives are vegetarian, they don t eat meat. If liberals are, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly enjoys his life. If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn t go to church. A liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.